Fontes fidedignas do Estado de Fluxo afiançam que a mãe mistério do primogénito do craque do Real Madrid é uma vaca comprada por Cristiano Ronaldo a Higuain no Farmville logo após o fim do jogo Portugal – Coreia do Norte.
A cabazada lusa foi de tal ordem inspiradora que, na ausência de roliças modelos eslavas em Magaliesburg, Ronaldo acabou por explodir numa vaca virtual, mesmo.
Dado o exponencial crescimento das coisas no jogo (?) – recorde-se que os morangos podem ser colhidos ao fim de 4 horas – bastaram 15 dias para Cristianville Aveiro vir ao mundo.
Olé!
Selecção Nacional homenageia Saramago
A FPF adiantou que, até ao fim da (curta) estadia na África do Sul, o local de estágio da selecção chamar-se-á Saramagaliesburg.
Saramago visto lá fora
The dictatorship collapsed in 1974, replaced by a left-wing military junta. For a few months, it seemed that Portugal might lurch from one dictatorship to another. During this period, Saramago was installed as assistant editor of a formerly pro-regime newspaper. He promptly transformed the paper into an instrument of communist propaganda, dismissing employees who would not follow the party line. Happily, democratic forces prevailed. Elections were organized, the communist militias were dispersed and Portugal joined the European Community.Saramago later described Portugal’s turn to democracy as a day of “blackness” for him. He was fired from the newspaper in his turn. Now free to publish, he produced the novels that would win him acclaim. The words of protest he never uttered against dictatorship in Portugal he would now unleash against democracy in Israel.
Read more: http://fullcomment.nationalpost.com/2010/06/19/david-frum-death-of-a-jew-hater/#ixzz0rK19VNWv
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Comer jaquinzinhos*, só nas IPSS
O Destacamento de Controlo Costeiro da Figueira da Foz da GNR anunciou hoje, em comunicado, a apreensão, na Praia de Mira, de 733 quilos de carapau imaturo, com um valor de mercado de 3665 euros.
* O termo carapau imaturo arrisca-se a ultrapassar em subversão o crescimento negativo

