Nova Marisqueira em Carnide

O EdF vem participar da inauguração da nova marisqueira da Luz, nas imediações de Carnide.

Este novo espaço, aproveitando um extenso relvado verde ali edificado com ajuda camarária, propiciará à degustação de opíparos manjares, servidos por dois dos mais experientes empregados de mesa do país: Jorge e Minervino.


Ei-los, sem a camisa aberta nem cordões de ouro pendurados ao pescoço.

De entre as iguarias, destacam-se as especialidades da casa: parrilhada de burriés e ensopado de conquilhas.

A cozinha ficará a cargo dos chefs Barbas e Rui Manel.


O Hospital da Luz, mesmo ali ao pé, acudirá os incautos clientes das inevitáveis salmonelas decorrentes da ameijoa manhosa.

Bem vistas as coisas, são dificuldades em acertar na ranhura

Linha verde sobre recenseamento para as europeias (808206206) tem o mesmo número da ex-linha SOS para dificuldades sexuais.

É googlar, juventude.

And so it is


It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way - in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities
English novelist (1812 - 1870)

Vazio

O bom do vazio, é que tem tudo para o preencher.

Bugs Bunny volta, estás perdoado

Vasco Granja
(1925 - 2009)

Impulsionador das pausas entre desenhos animados para a criançada comer bolachas e beber qualquer coisa enquanto passavam uns cartoons conceptuais de europa de leste com sardinhas em lata, latas sem sardinha, cordeis e outros exemplares de matéria inanimada, teve hoje o seu konec o Sr. Konec.

“Oh Ana, aquilo ali é um H1N1 ou um Burrito?”

Galé Agosto 2008

Mongolhães a caminho

a maioria dos alunos com deficiências - como a cegueira e paralisia, que os impedem de operar os computadores Magalhães - “vai receber” estes portáteis já adaptados às suas necessidades, mas não se comprometeu com prazos para as respectivas entregas.

Nota: Antes de espingardarem com comentários indignados, a gerência informa que este post constitui apenas um exercício humorístico. Nada mais.

Dai ele encostar-se sempre à linha


Leandro Grimi, o lateral-esquerdo que o Sporting contratou ao AC Milan, foi detido na última madrugada junto à Doca de Santo Amaro, em Alcântara, Lisboa, após ter acusado 1,24 gramas de álcool no sangue enquanto conduzia.

Get rhythm

Hey, get rhythm when you get the blues
Come on, get rhythm when you get the blues
Get a rock ‘n’ roll feelin’ in your bones
Put taps on your toes and get gone
Get rhythm when you get the blues

A Little shoeshine boy never gets low down
But he’s got the dirtiest job in town
Bendin’ low at the peoples’ feet
On the windy corner of the dirty street
Well, I asked him while he shined my shoes
How’d he keep from gettin’ the blues
He grinned as he raised his little head
Popped a shoeshine rag and then he said

Get rhythm when you get the blues
Come on, get rhythm when you get the blues
A jumpy rhythm makes you feel so fine
It’ll shake all the trouble from your worried mind
Get rhythm when you get the blues

Get rhythm when you get the blues
Come on , get rhythm when you get the blues
Get a rock ‘n’ roll feelin’ in your bones
Put taps on your toes and get gone
Get rhythm when you get the blues

Well, I sat down to listen to the shoeshine boy
And I thought I was gonna jump for joy
Slapped on the shoe polish left and right
He took a shoeshine rag and he held it tight
He stopped once to wipe the sweat away
I said you’re a mighty little boy to be-a workin’ that way
He said I like it with a big wide grin
Kept on a poppin’ and he said again

Get rhythm when you get the blues
Come on, get rhythm when you get the blues
It only costs a dime, just a nickel a shoe
Does a million dollars worth of good for you
Get rhythm when you get the blues